1010000101:

get sillay

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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

littlecoffeemonsters:

jackhammerthis:

THIS LITTLE SHIT. 

FUCK.

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snapchatting:

stop what you’re doing and adore me


what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

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comforting:

*reasons why i love James Franco*

comforting:

*reasons why i love James Franco*

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draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

game of thrones meme ✭ (4/5) houses → house targaryen

"Every child knows that the Targaryens have always danced too close to madness. King Jaehaerys once told me that madness and greatness are two sides of the same coin. Every time a new Targaryen is born, he said, the gods toss the coin in the air and the world holds its breath to see how it will land."

phobias:

avoiding hate like

image

lamapalooza:

sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order


Ritual Dagger Dated: 17th century or earlier Place of Origin: Eastern Tibet, Kham region

Ritual Dagger Dated: 17th century or earlier Place of Origin: Eastern Tibet, Kham region

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vunes:

I wish I was a flower they are pretty and don’t do anything

unclefather:

Tumblr will believe anything. One time i said i was going to be in step up 2. I wasn’t in it but none of you would know that because no one watched that movie.